How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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