you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Randomize
