I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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