He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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