so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I deserve this hangover.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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