No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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