so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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