PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
My bed smells like the plague
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
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