Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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