Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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