belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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