His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Randomize