YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
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