what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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