One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
We left an ass print on the piano.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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