**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
North Korea, Best Korea!
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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