Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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