He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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