I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
A bitchslap is in order.
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