yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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