fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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