My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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