we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I'm passing your future prison.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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