You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
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