You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
You are a genius and a whore.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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