Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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