What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
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