YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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