Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
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