"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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