their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
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