i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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