i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
Randomize
