All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
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