Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Enjoy the penises
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
