So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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