My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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