Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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