I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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