I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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