So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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