i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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