Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
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