My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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