So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
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