We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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