i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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