Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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