the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I can't turn off my feet"
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
Randomize
