Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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