there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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