Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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