that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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