Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
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